"Entourage does not release an episode soundtrack until the day after the episode is debuted," I say.
"But I have to know who sings this right now," Noah says.
So the hunt is on. We flip through our TV menu guide and behold, that same episode of Entourage is scheduled to replay within the next hour. The plan: Noah will arm himself with the IPhone application Shazam which identifies songs, while I have a raggedy used envelope and a pen to jot down feverishly every lyric from the song that I hear.
12:05, the episode comes on. The song replays. Ahhh, it's even more celestial than the first time. Noah Shazams it. The song does not register. I make a quip like, "Maybe it's sung by Jesus." I hand him my envelope with chicken scratched lyrics. Something, something, something..."You're sugar and spice and everything nice..." We don't give up.
We google the lyrics on the raggedy envelope. Eureka! We found it. High fives. Case closed. Alas, we've identified the song.
And here it is for you....