The Deektionary Word #2 Thiefstorm

thiefstorm (n.) the immediate group of people one automatically accuses of stealing something. (Derived from the English thief and brainstorm).

Example Sentence: When the college girl lost her cell phone at the house party, the black guy with the hoody was the first person in her thiefstorm.

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The Deekticionary Word #1 Fecsia

Another new column for me. It's basically words I make up. Ever notice that there are all these phenomena out there for which there are no words? So, every time I have a feeling, thought, idea which lacks an adequate vocabulary word, I put my thinking cap on and come up with a brand new term for it.

fecsia (n.) -- the moment after a bowel movement and urination when one forgets if he or she has flushed the toilet. (Derived from the English fesces and amnesia)


Example sentence
His boss went to use the stall right after him, and he had a brief moment of fescia before he left the bathroom.